[After beating Hannies with clubs] GAHAHA See, even with a crappy club I'm awesome! *SWING SWING* Ahhh, Rance! That's dangerous! ? Huh why? *BAM* *Club hits Sachikooooooo* Auuuuwuhhhh X_X Ahh..... ....that's dangerous you know, don't get yourself hit.. Ahhh... the blood... this is terrible... [After buying Tama's Underwear] Hey what's the deal with that Tama's Underwear I bought last time? It's really just your used underwear? Aren't you ashamed? :D So great that such old things can make munny Huh, you don't know how to use it? What, does it do something good as equipment? Noe. You imagine me and sniff sniff LIKE HELL I'D DO THAT YOU RETARD You dun have enough imagination, sensei. You can't be a proper onanist like that [Locked zombies in the abandoned shopping center] WHOA WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ZOMBIES? Maybe it's because this is a shopping center... [Rance sees a piece of armor in Leazas Castle] Mmm, that's a nice piece of armor... I wonder if I can take it... Rance, you'll be a thief if you do that! It's bad! It's wrong! Shut up, I am justice! Ah, here we go I didn't see anything. I saw nothing... I saw nothing ._. [Rance built a school in his castle] Rance, what is this? Hey, Sachiko. D'you like it? I built a school! ...Could it be that maybe you're actually really into education? What're you talking about? Schools have an ero feel to them don't they? Huh... The Nurse's Office, equipment shack, and storage... there's gotta be tons of Ero Events happening. And you're gonna peep in those places...? Don't be silly, _I'm_ gonna be the one causing them [During class] Rance, I thought you said you were gonna be a teacher? It's a pain so I stopped. Biscuitta can be the teacher instead. I'll be a student. That's so irresponsible... Oh, here's the dictionary you lent me, thanks. O, oh... you're welcome... ... Rance... can you please not mark H words in my dictionary with a highlighter? >_< [Rance sits on a long chair and watches the maids in his castle at work. Kanami passes by] Something interesting about maids cleaning? Yep, I can watch them all day Ahuh So have you laid your hands on them yet? I just grabbed their butts or boobs at most. It's a pity but I can't sex them up while I have this hateful curse. Huh... What's with that look on your face? I would've thought you'd make them all work naked. That's pretty mature of you. Hmph, of course I am. Only a kid would be satisfied with just H Ahuh *Kanami notices Rance has glasses on* ...by the way, I've been wondering Yeah? Why've you been wearing glasses recently? Umm Did your eyes get bad? U-uh, yeah. My sight just suddenly got worse recently Ohhh... Yarp *......* GIMME THAT! Ah, hey idiot! Don't just take my glasses! AHHHHHHH *The moment she put on the glasses, Kanami screamed* Rance... ....what's with these glasses? Oh come on, it's fine isn't it? *All the maids are now nekkid in the eyes of whoever put on the glasses* Shhhh, shhh!. Don't say it out so loud! The uniforms of the maids in my castle, are made with a special material And when you put on those special glasses, their uniforms become transparent. Keep it a secret from everyone! ......Sigh [Sill's Room, Rance Castle] ...*pray*... It'd be great if, my test scores will be a bit higher...*pray*... *......* ...Thank you... Oh? What're you doing? Ah, Suzume. It seems that, if you make a wish at Sill, they'll come true I heard it from the maids Wha, that's dumb... But now that I've heard that, I can't hold back either! So Suzume will do it too~ Anyway...*pray* I wanna eat cotton candy, I wanna eat cotton candy. Sill, pleezu~ *......* Huh? What're you guys doing? Ah, Arcaneize. Actually we're--- *......* ......*pray*...... ......*pray*...... ......*pray*...... WHA, DON'T TREAT MY SLAVE LIKE SHE'S DEAD *RANCE KIIIIIIIICK* Aaaahhhh!!! [Quest Select] Mmmmm.... hmmmmm.... Why don't you hurry up and pick a quest? They're not gonna change no matter how much you think over them. Don't be stupid. There could be a wonderful quest where there're girls to H. [Rance & Crukku are both buried under a pile of dirt after Rance forces Nopel to detonate a giant rock with his experimental bomb. Rance feels Crukku up as he pretends to get them out but something's wrong...] (I don't get it, why don't I get excited when I touch her?) (Maybe she's a trap after all!) (Remember! Did she have one between her legs when she showed it?????) *Rance tries to recall the memory of when he confirmed it when she lifted her skirt up, but can't remember if there was anything between her legs* (Gaah goe away mosaic in my memory!!!) (I know, I can just check since she's here right now) (Wait wait, what if, she really DOES have one? That'll mean I'll be touching a guy's dick!) [Leazas Special Troupe] Still though, why did that Pastel put a curse on my Darling...? According to intelligence, Queen Pastel was a virgin and did not have any real contact with men That was until Master Rance appeared. Perhaps it was from the shock? It is most likely due to her great pride as a queen. I guess so... but... If that's the case, I think normally the shock will make you fall in love with Darling~ ...... I guess you're right When I was a princess, my first time was with Darling, and I fell in love with him. And Your Majesty didn't have any experience with men either. Yup. That's why, maybe, Pastel put a curse on Darling so she can keep him all for herself! [Dungeon Event - Kibako & Rance] Hey, Kibako Uu? Don't "Uu?" me. It's heavy! *Kibako is clamped onto Rance's back like a koala* Grrrrr, grrrrrr Dahhh, get off already *Rance gets Kibako down by force* Uuu.... Don't look at me like that Uuu, uuu, uuu.... Now I'm starving because of you. Gotta prep some food. ...! *Kibako starts to run off* Hey hey, where d'you think you're going, Kibako! Fuuud Food? Are you saying you're gonna get some? *Kibako runs off* Ahhh, hey hey hey. Like I said, don't run off Uu? Nnnnnnn *Kibako shakes her head while messing up her hair* *Kibako runs off* Ahh! Hey! ....she's gone. Ah well, guess I'll wait a bit *10mins later* :( AIYA ...... *Kibako brought back a Hanny* I can't eat a Hanny... :( Lemme gooo, awawawawa~ Ah, well. Guess it's one of those days. Don't worry about it. *Rance pet pets Kibako's head* :o Ah... <3 Uu~ *Kibako pushes the Hanny at Rance* Noooeee duuuun~~~ ...I don't want it ...don't want it *Kibako throws the Hanny away* Uwaaaahhhnnn, I got toyed with~~ And you, don't work yourself over it *Rance pet pets Kibako's head* Uuu~ *snuggle* Ok ok *snuggle* *snuggle* [Dungeon Event - Kibako & Sachiko] ...... ...... *Kibako stares intently at Sachiko* Umm, Is there... something you want, Kibako...? ...... *stareeeee* U-umm... *stareeeee* Uhh... ...... ...... Ah, Rance Huh? What? K, Kibako's staring at me really hard Huh? *stareeeee* *Kibako doesn't let her eyes off Sachiko for even a fraction of a second* I- I'm scared... Aww, she likes you doesn't she? I don't think it's that kind of eyes she's giving me Umm... is there something you want, Kibako...? ...... *RUMBLERUMBLE* <- the sound of her stomach ...... She's looking at me with food in her eyes... >_< ...*droolz*... She drooled! D: Ah well... HOLD IT, Kibako!! Uu!? *Kibako stops* Wow, that's incredible! Alright, don't eat Sachiko. Just wait. ...... Can't eat Sachiko ...... ...Won't eat, Sachiko. Good good Don't stare at Sachiko ...Won't stare, at Sachiko Alright, looks like you got it. Nice girl, Kibako *petpet* Uu, uu, uu~ <3 Everything's alright now, Sachiko ...Ah, you're incredible, Rance ...... *stareeeee* *RUMBLERUMBLE* <- the sound of her stomach ...... She's still doing it... >_< ...*droolz*... And she drooled again!! >_< Huh, it didn't work afterall Don't say that! >_< ...... *RUMBLERUMBLE* [Matilda with Holy(!?) Sword Chaos] You again? I thought you stopped showing up Heheheh... Justice never gives up HAHAHA! Huh? Yooooo~! Long time no see, my soulmate~ *Chaos is strapped on Matilda's back* Heheheh... how's this? Now you know how it is to be separated from your buddy Perhaps now you'll understand a bit better about the pain of others! ...... Ohhh right, you were the one who took him. So meeean Darling, who's this? A thief Eeeeehhhh!? Come on, you stole a sword from my house. If you're not a thief, what are you? N-no you're wrong! It was all done in the name of justice that I took this secret weapon away from the clutches of evil! Yeah but you took it, right? That makes you a thief. GWAHHH! X( [Sachiko receives a letter from her dad] "What do you think you're doing not going to school!?" Uwah, it starts out all angry! "It seems you've recently started hanging out with those barbaric adventurer people" "What would your mother say if she finds out you're playing around like that?" "I never remembered raising you up to be a crude girl like that. Come home this instant!" Wah, wah, wawah~ W-what should I do~~? He seems to be really mad! If I don't head back now, I'll get scolded real bad! Hmph, I've heard everything! Ah, Rance *Rance takes the letter from Sachiko* Ei~! *and tears it to shreds* Aahhh~, what have you done!? Hmph, if you go back now, you're just gonna get scolded anyway B, but even if I head back later... That's right, if you head back later you get scolded. If you head back now, it'll still be the same. O-oh no, that's not good... I don't care what your situation is Ah, and don't think about running away all of a sudden. I'll chase you all the way to your house! Wawah, that's even worse! Then behave yourself and continue being my slave Th-that's terrible...... Good, that's the end of that then. [Uncurse Me] Hey, wait! ...... Release the curse on me! If you do, I might even consider H with you too! ...... What, you uncursed Kanami, you're not gonna say you're not uncursing me are you? You really want me to release the curse? Yeah, do it! No matter what? No matter what ......I refuse ^_^ [Shizuka Lv35>1] Heheheh... sneaksneaaak~ Today's target is Shizuka. It's perfect as she's already past Lv35 ( ́) Tiptoetiptoe~ *Rance slowly makes his way in front of Shizuka's room* The battle will end in an instant. I'll take her down before she has time to use her magic! ( ́) GAHAHAHAH!( ḾL) ...... *Rance takes a deep breath and turns the doorknob* Shizuka! Prepare yourself! ( M`L) *Sticky Ground* NWAHHH! ( `) *Rance's feet are stuck to the ground and he tumbles face first to the floor* Ouch, my face... ( L`M) So, why're you in my room? Ugh, Shizuka! TOOHHHH! ( M`L) *Rance stands back up with his feet still stuck to the floor H-How did you know I was coming!? ( M`L) Well, with all that noise you were making outside the door... Argh, crap! ( M`L) ...Are you retarded? I've got no choice but a frontal assault then! ( M`L) *In one swift motion, Rance unholsters his Hyper Weapon* Here, looky looky, Shizuka! My Hyper Weapon's all ready! At this rate it's gonna burst! ( ḾL) So...... LEMME DO YOU LEMME DO YOU! ( M`L) *Rance reaches out for Shizuka as he hollers* Sigh, this time it's that, right...? It's all pent up and you don't care who it is Well, even if you are suffering from the curse, I'm not gonna sleep with you. GAHAHAHA, I'll do all the girls over Lv35! No matter how much time it takes! I'm not gonna give up even if today's no good ( ` ́L) ...I don't doubt that with your personality Though if I sleep with you once, I'll return to level 1, and in return that puts me in the safe zone Yeah, yeah, so lets do it! ( ́) In addition, the side effect of powering up from the optional equipment is definitely appealing Yeah, yeah, so lets do it!! ( ́) But I refuse *Shizuka takes out a cup* Eh? ( `) ~*~*~~*~~~*~*~~ *Shizuka begins chanting a spell* Mmm....hmmmm?? S, somehow...my lower body is feeling itchy... ( M`L) *TWANG* *The Hyper Weapon stands even taller* Wh-what the hell!? ( `) ~*~*~~*~~~*~*~~ I don't really know what's going on but stop that chanting!! ( M`L) *Rance starts to feel a burning sensation from his loins* GYAAaahhh! It's gonna explode!! ( M`L) *~~~* Ah, ahh, ahh... it's out ...it's all... coming out... (=L`=) *A huge amount of white stuff shoots out of the Hyper Weapon* Ok, all collected. *The Imperial Fluid flies inside Shizuka's cup* *The fluid that missed the cup landed on the back of Shizuka's hand* Ah geez Wh-what the hell did you just do!? ( M`L) Oh shut up ...... ......Nnn... *After a moment of hesitation Shizuka licks the fluid on the back of her hand* Ehh!? ( `) There, Level 1 Eeeeeeeehhh!!!? ( `) Just in case, I did look up on your curse Intaking semen from the mouth, is seen as the same way as having sex N, n, n.... NOOOO! THIS ISN'T SEX!! ( `) I agree But now you don't have anymore business here, right? So go away Oh, throw this away too. I don't need it anymore. *Rance got chased out into the hall* M...my long-waited Sex Chance... O....Ouu Nouuu~... ( L``) *Rance is left with just the cup with his Imperial Fluid* [Secret Bases] GAHAHAHA, here I am! I have arrived! So this place... is where those Hannies made their secret base, huh... Secret bases exist to be destroyed by me! [Dungeon Event - Arcaneize] Ow! Whoa, what's that all of a sudden. Don't scare me like that! Owow, sorry. Owwww... Ahh, I hit my head really hard just now. Oww Are you alright? Mmm... I'm fine I'm fine That's unlucky, for you to be the only person to get hit... I don't think there was anything near our heads though... Ah right, Arcaneize was the only one cuz of her height ...... Huh, what got you all down all of a sudden? It's fine... I get it... Afterall I'm just seen as a hideously huge woman, right? Wha? It's fine. I've always been treated that way since I was a kid... ...*Sigh* Geez you always get dark whenever we talk about your height Alright, if that's the case we should just have everyone compare Hey all of you, line up! ...... Huh, huh? Nya? See, you're last! T_T You're HUEG T______T You're the only one whose head is sticking outside of the screen Gahahaha! Still, to be that concerned about your height. You're a girl afterall I'm not gonna be happy even if you say that now! Gahahaha! [Musume Love] Say, what do you want to be when you grow up, Reset? Well, normally she'd be fated to become the queen. Hmmmm.... I wanna be daddy's bride! (WWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT) (E`E ) (Grr... that stupid brat, what the hell is she saying!) (That's impossible for a parent and child...!) Ah, daddy! (Crap, she saw me...) Wat kind of game are you playing shneaking around, Master? I, I'm not sneaking around! (This kind of thing requires me to be harsh before she gets it into her head) Hey! Just let me get this straight, I don't need a daughter! Eh? No, I don't even acknowledge you. You're not my daughter Actually, I don't even want kids. Yup Now that you know, get out. This is my home. You don't belong here R-Rance, you don't have to go that far... What, you have a problem? You're being awfully outspoken for a Sachiko! Eeep... don't pull my uniform, I'll fall... eeeeep...~ Hey can't you hear me? I told you to get out! (Heheh, should be fine now after I've said that much) *Reset walks towards Rance* Wh-what... I told you I don't want any kids! ...... *smile* *Reset pulls on Rance's leg* Wh- what do you think you're doing! If I can't be your kid, I'll be your bride! -whaaaaaaat (E`E ) [Castle Event - Rance] *Throne Room, Rance Castle* Hrmmmm.... *A troubled Rance is sitting on his throne* Ehehe, ehehehe~ *Reset is stuck to Rance's leg* (This kid... ever since then, she'd leave the Kalar Forest and come to my castle to play from time to time.) Daddy~ ...What Ehehehe, nothing~ ...Tch *Reset clings to Rance happily* ...Hey What is it, daddy? Go back to the Kalar Forest Ehh...? Don't "Ehh" me, you idiot Besides, this isn't a place a kid should to come alone Oh, if it's that, then it's ok Huh? It's ok~ *Suzume appears* What do you mean? Suzume's been in charge of sending and receiving her Umm, we always meet at a place a bit outside the Kalar Village Yupyup, and then Suzume'll piggyback her and fly off~ You've...been doing that...? I thought it was weird for a kid to come here alone... When Suzume's adventuring, Biscuitta would take over Well, it's all ok~ Well, it's all ok~ Right~? Right~! Grr... everyone's spoiling my daughter.. Get out! Out! Shoo shoo! Geez, you don't have to be so mad~ Shut up! *Suzume leaves* :( Why do you have to be so hard? ...Hmph I've said it before... You're cute. You'll definitely become a beauty Tehehee, thank you, daddy That's it, get it? This next part is important I have to have sex with all the beautiful women in the world "S-seck"...??? That is the duty of a great hero like me However, adultery is a nono. It shouldn't be done. That is the path of scum "A-Adul"...ok...? Th-that's... that's why... *Rance shakes with anger* It's contradicting! Daughter- is no good! Daughter- can't! Unghhhhhhghhhhh GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! DX *Rance's scream shakes the whole castle* GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! XD *Reset's voice shakes the castle a little bit* AH! I just noticed something terrifying Daddy? What's wrong? You're clutching your head First... Reset grows up... Then she turns into a beautiful woman... But, I as her father, can't lay a hand on her... A-and then... another man comes along... Ah, ah, ahhhh... GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! D-daddy!? *Rance rolls around in circles* D-Daddy, are you ok!? N-n-n-no! I won't accept that! If that happens, I won't be able to hold it... My daughter... with another man... GWAH!! Daddy!? I WON'T ACCEPT THAT!!!!! *Rance rolls away* Wait, wait, daddy! Where're you going!? *Reset chases after the rolling Rance* *A figure in the shadows watched all this* ...*sigh* ...Rance Idiot parent Full Kalar -> Vivid Kalar -> Modern Kalar -> Pastel Kalar -> Reset Kalar